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Angus My mixed breed cat half domestic tabby half Scottish wildcat The size of a small Labrador only mad Likes to stalk Mr and Mrs Next Door's poodle I used to drag him around on a lead but as I explained to Mrs Next Door he ate itThongs Stupid underwear worn by old Swotty Knickers Lindsay What's the point of them anyway? They just go up your bum as far as I can tellFull Frontal Snogging Kissing with the trimmings lip to lip open mouth tongueseverything apart from dribble which is never acceptable As taught to me by a professional snoggerIn this wildly funny journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicolson British author Louise Rennison has perfectly captured the soaring joys and bottomless angst if being a teenager In the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary this fresh irreverent and simply hilarious book will leave you laughing out loud As Georgia would say it's fabbity fab fab

10 thoughts on “Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging

  1. says:

    Update 122017 Accidentally read it yet again Not a bad beginning of the year pick me upThere are times when I just HAVE to read something to perk me up something light and silly and mindless Louise Rennison's books always do the trick It doesn't hurt either that this first book in Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series is a winner of Printz Honor proving that even the silliest story about make up boys and snogging can be written brilliantly Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging never takes itself seriously or tries to teach some kind of moral lesson Instead its only aim is to provide tons of fun; and the book succeeds at it every time I read it I do not think there is any point for me to sing this novel any praise to convince you to give it a try rather I will list some uotes here for you to see if Louise Rennison's humor is your cup of tea Wednesday December 2nd830 amDashing out of the house Jas and I almost fell into Mark waiting by the corner Jas big pal said she had to run to her house first and she would see me at school I went a bit red and walked on with him walking beside me He said Have you got a boyfriend?I was speechless What is the right answer to that uestion? I tell you what the right answer is a lie that's the right answer So I said I've just come out of a heavy thing and I'm giving myself a bit of spaceHe looked at me He really did have the biggest gob mouth I have ever seen So is that no?And I just stood there and then this really weird thing happened he touched my breast I don't mean he ripped my blouse off he just rested his hand on the front of my breast Just for a second before he turned and went off to school1230 pmWhat does it mean when a boy rests his hand on your breast? Does it mean he has a megahorn? Or was his hand just tired? 430 pmWhy am I even thinking about this? No sign of Mark the breast molester when I got home thank goodness445 pmStill you would think if a boy rests his hand on your breast he might bother to see you sometime Sunday February 7th1100 amGot dressed in short skirt then me and Jas walked up and down to the main road We wanted to see how many cars with boys in them hooted at us Ten We had to walk up and down for four hours still ten is ten

  2. says:

    So most girls I assume would have read this back in middle school but dramatically flips hair I’m not like most girls^That was lame I apologize Basically the only reason I read this book is because my lovely coffee soddened friend Pragya who is probably trying to get back at me for some horrible thing I did but am unaware of convinced me to This book is so terrible and I feel like I probably shouldn’t be rating it since it’s not targeted towards me but it’s just so bad The main character is the most annoying character I’ve ever read The only thing she talks about it1 Her nose2 Boys3 How her friends are losers4 Her nose5 And how her life sucks so much she wants to dieI’ve never seen a fourteen year old act like this this is a terrible representation of teenagers y’all should be ashamed And the humour felt so forced It wasn’t even funny How do people like this book??? And WHY is there 10 books in the series??? TEN BOOKS???So I’m sorry if you’re offended or if this book was your early teenage happiness but the only reason I wrote such a terrible review was for the crazy coffee lover I mentioned earlier So there I hope you’re happy you’ve made me do a terrible thing “I suppose this is what life will be like for me—never having a boyfriend always just living through others” 1 star

  3. says:

    Find all of my reviews at Georgia She’s basically a 14 year old version of this I’m sure plenty of other reviews have and will point out that But you know what? I still am was an asshole much like Georgia back in the day Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging is a year in the life of Georgia courtesy of her journal and was most definitely just what the doctor ordered for me to read on Presidential Debate Day I never expected to laugh out loud reading the trials and tribulations of this teenie bopper but I sure as shart did Especially the part about her first tweezing experience Her uest for love with an unattainable crush And trying to get some uhhhhhhhh experience if ya know what I’m sayin’ “I lay on my arm until it went numb and then I lifted it with the nonnumb arm onto my breasts I wanted to see what it felt like to have a strange hand on them It was uite nice but what do I know?” Not to mention all of the bits with Angus This isn’t a book that will change the world or make you smarter or want to be a better person but hell And sometimes I just want to laugh If you’re interested in the same then you too might find Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging to be

  4. says:

    I definitely would have read this crazy series during my teenage years had I known it existed It's a mélange of nonsensical cringe worthy and bloody amusing stuff and I dig it

  5. says:

    Hillariosity This is another book from the brits that people either love or hate I happen to love this series and laughed so hard I actually cried I think people who hate this book are turned off by the main character Georgia She is vain self centered hormonal ridiculous and I think absolutely fabulous This is the first of a series and we are introduced to her mad little sister libby her feral cat Angus her Mum and Dad and group of silly girlfriends It's written as a diary and a lot of people like to compare it to Bridget Jones I have never read Bridget Jones so I can't really comment on that I can however say that I took this book with me on a trip and illicited many curious glances from strangers in the airport They may have thought I was having a seizure but in fact I as laughing my bum off

  6. says:

    I recommend not reading this book in public Or when you're on your lunch break and still in your office or in my case cubicle Early on there's a list in the book and in said list is the main characters' concern that her three year old sister might have peed somewhere in her room It caught me completely off guard and while trying to block my laughter I ended up snorting so loud that the person on the other side of my cubicle wall came over to see if I needed the Heimlich maneuver

  7. says:

    I was so sad to hear the passing of Louise I read this when I was a teenager and I can never forget how funny it was You will be missed Mrs Rennison RIP

  8. says:

    This book was my bible back in '08Seriously My friends and I would refer to this book whenever we had something that could be considered as boy problems In '08 I was 1314 and I'd fallen in love with Aaron Johnson after watching the film so of course I had to read the book It was funny and we could easily relate to it at the time who am I kidding I still like to consult Georgia Nicholson in the midst of a crisisAlso Aaron JohnsonHe was practically my first celebrityfictionalpretend boyfriend He was is so gorgeousLET ME LOVE YOU

  9. says:

    I don't have much to say about this book other than at many points this book was than hilarious It was hystericalThe writing was uite good and the protagonist was interesting She was the typical epitome of most teenage girls on the cusp between childhood and adulthood I felt it dragged on a bit toward the end Over all though it was funny interesting and most of all enjoyableBig thanks to Tatiana for recommending it to me

  10. says:

    Sigh I wanted fluff not brain damage Based on the recommendation from several friends who loved this I picked this up when I saw it at a library sale and I figured that now was a good time to read it since I'd just read a duo of emotionally traumatizing books and needed something light and fun after that But this aside from having a few funny moments was mostly a 14 year old selfish angst fest If I was that annoying as a 14 year old I think I may have to nominate my parents for sainthood for not murdering me I got so bored with it by the middle that I ended up skimming most of the second half Drama boys makeup snotty fucking sense of humor and cattiness Thank god I'm not a teenager any I wasn't a fan of the style of this book either It was written in journal format but as is often the case it ends up being mostly 1st person But being that Miss Georgia is a drama ueen I can forgive that She'd want to pour her heart out But damn it was choppy and random and the timestamps didn't make sense I think a lot of them were supposed to be funny like Oh I'm going to do this thing and it's going to make me look like a fashion model and then the Sex God will love me and then 2 minutes later My life is ruined Ha ha ha See how funny that was? Yeah Me neither 2 stars